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5 Things You Must Experience To Be a True Nigerian

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The Nigerian experience can be fun sometimes. We have beautiful resorts, good food, and that one bridge that they show in every Nollywood movie. However, none of those things shows the true Nigerian experience, and that’s why we made this list.

  1. 1 Register for anything


    Whenever you are bored, just walk into any government office and try to get maybe your NIN, PVC, BVN, or any other three-letter means of identification. After waiting the entire day, fighting with someone your grandparent’s age, and spending all your money only to go home empty-handed, you can beat your chest and say you’ve experienced Nigeria



  2. 2 Wait in a government hospital


    For the best results, get there as early as 6 am. Don’t worry you’ll be there with people from three days ago. That way, you’d make new friends and have lots of company. If you want to test the system, take advantage of your strength and fight to the front but don’t forget to have money too so you can bribe your way into seeing a doctor. 



  3. 3 Drive, especially in Lagos


    You after sitting in 24 hours traffic.

    To truly experience Nigeria, you must drive in Lagos at least once. You don’t even have to be the one driving, enter a bus or cab. All that work you’ve been putting off for weeks? You’ll finally get the chance to complete it and what better place than in Lagos traffic? 



  4. 4 Order from an online vendor


    If your kink is heartbreak with a dash of anxiety, you can also try this. Nigerians are famous for being time conscious and reliable after all. 



  5. 5 Make Braids

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    This is a fun task that should always be done on Saturday. Book an appointment but get there an hour early. Don’t worry, nobody will still attend to you. You’ll end up spending your entire Saturday in that shop. Such a small price for something that will scatter in two weeks. 

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  1. Which among the list can you relate to?

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    1. Register for anything
    2. Wait in a government hospital
    3. Drive, especially in Lagos
    4. Order from an online vendor
    5. Make Braids
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