Ever since Prince Harry married Meghan Markle, wahala has jammed kasala because how dare a British Royal to marry a light-skinned black girl?
Of course, Nigerians have had a lot to say about the whole palaver. But we seem to be forgetting that we Nigerians have some family members who behave like the British Royal Family but have zero royalty attached to them.
And here’s how:
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1 They lie against your partner.
They just love to lie, if your partner raises their left hand they will say they raised their right hand. If it rains during the dry season they will accuse your partner of causing it, that it's witchcraft from their father’s village.
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2 They go around sharing your gist and your partner’s gist like party packs.
Both the one you did oh and the one you did not do, they will share. The day you make a single mistake, all the Whatsapp groups will hear about it. First, to do no dey pain, it's when you do your own back they start to cry and feel attacked.
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3 They fight against inter-tribal marriage.
In the year of our lord 2021, they are still fighting you because you married from so and so tribe.
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4 They blame anything that goes on in your life on your partner.
It’s really laughable, any small thing that happens to you, they will say it’s your partner that caused it. ‘’If you married so and so, you won’t have all these problems’’. If they tell you such, smile. Now say to them, “You that married the person your parents approved of, why is your life still the way it is?”
Gbas gbos.
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5 They view your partner as an outsider and not your immediate family
Maybe these ones don’t know common Social Studies abi Home Economics. They still think you are their immediate family after marriage, anyway, it’s not your fault that they don’t know book.
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6 They accuse your partner of trapping you and using jazz
The absence of love in their lives makes the idea of love seem superficial and unattainable, coupled with the fact that they are entitled and sometimes dumb. If you shower your partner with love and affection they will say it is jazz. Instead of them using that jazz to find love, they will be there, beefing you.
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7 They want you to live with them.
They want you to live with them so they can do their amebo very well. If you are far away from them, they will be getting third-hand gist and they don’t want that. The closer you are to them, the easier it is for them to be wicked.
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They lie against your partner.
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They want you to live with them.
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They accuse your partner of trapping you and using jazz
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They view your partner as an outsider and not your immediate family
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They blame anything that goes on in your life on your partner.
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