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1 When your make-up artist is testing you a day before and burns your lips
People of God cry with me
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2 When you wake up and discover you’re on your period
What the fuck?
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3 When your junior sister says she can’t find the gold jewelry she kept for you
Where mummy see this one?
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4 When your husband-to-be is nowhere to be found on the wedding day
Hope this nigga is not about to bail on me?
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5 When you’re putting on your wedding dress and you hear a tear sound
I'm finished today o!
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6 When you’re on your way to church and the car spoils
My enemies on this one.
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7 When your bridesmaids start calling you that they can’t make it
This is betrayal.
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8 When your husband comes late and now forgets the ring again
See mumu husband oh!
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9 When your dad comes late for your wedding
Just disappear from here, sir!
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