Annoying Words Nigerians Should Stop Saying To Slim (Skinny) Ladies

Mummies and aunties are guilty of this. They’ll start telling stories of how slim they were before marriage. They say men like meat, not bones. What if I decide not to get married?

This is the definition of nonsense and ingredients. Dear Nigerian men, who forced you to date a slim lady? Go for your spec, please.

You won’t pray to be slim if you understand the struggles. Clothes of about 7 years ago still fit you. You don’t shop for new clothes because none fits unless a tailor adjusts it. Your hands are too tiny for bracelets. You feel cold often. Even if you eat a bucket of burgers, you still won’t get fat. Only God knows if my ring size exists in the market.  

Who gave Nigerians the idea that being slim means being healthy? When you even try light stretches, they’ll say, don’t break into two ooo! Thanks for the unsolicited advice.

This is the highest height of rudeness. People assume slim ladies don’t have weight. They forget that you have more bones and weight than some fat people.

Please stop asking this question. Obviously, a man can’t live without food but slim people have a higher metabolism rate. We eat but we don’t know where it goes and that’s not our fault. Deal with it.