People who view whatsapp status do that to get entertained and ease off depression, but some of us will never understand these facts. We will see that this days people has turned whatsapp status to something else, see the 10 Different Kinds of people’s status you will see on your whatsapp.
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1 The ones that opened boutique, when you decide to patronize them, they will start calling #15,000 for jeans you can afford #2,500 at yanaoba.
If you don't reply them again, they will start asking are you there? Bisola if you were the one will you be there??!!
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2 The faithful Christians, these ones status is filled with "good morning Lord and ekueme videos"
They way they post gospel songs and preaching will make you start wondering if rapture had already taken place and you didn't make it.
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3 The slay queens and kings: these are the drip and queens always flirting us back to back with peng pictures.
They'll even pepper you with tiktok and snapchat videos, glowing anyhow and make you wonder if God used loamy soil to create you.
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4 The mad ones; These ones are mad because message they're supposed to send privately, they'll post it on their status, you'll see some thing like "Cynthia you're mad"
Bikonu who's Cynthia? And how does it concern us?
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5 The Crypto kings and queens, these ones don't fail to update us on the rise and fall of bitcoin and ethereum
They'll be making us feel as if the money we are with is useless. When you decide to buy from them, their rate will encourage you to still hold on to your paper money
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6 Otedola gang, these ones status from A-Z is filled with videos. You'll be wondering if it's the same Nigeria both of you are in.
You have not watched more than 2 videos and MTN will remind you that your data is remaining 104mb.
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7 Awon Johnny sins and Mia Khalifa, the way these ones upload porn and nudes on their status will make you have hope that you will make heaven
These set will post two naked people cuddling and caption it "I want" same people will still block their parents from viewing their status.
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8 Ponzi Schemes, these are the oga kpatakpata of them all. Always posting their earnings and telling you to join before it's late.
When you decide to put interest, they will say you should bring two people, so that the two people will bring another two people. Oga I no do!!
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9 The couples, these ones are always snapping with their boo or bae, making random tiktok videos or using snapchat to pepper us. God will punish these two apps.
They are the ones usually saying "it all started with a 'hi' when you know all your "hi's" have been snubbed to stupor.
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10 Forex traders, these ones feel like the upcoming Bill gates and Jef Bezos of our time. Their posts will be making you feel as if you should buy graph and start plotting.
I stopped putting interest when one of them that was supposed to teach me was asking if I get garri for house.
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The ones that opened boutique, when you decide to patronize them, they will start calling #15,000 for jeans you can afford #2,500 at yanaoba.
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Ponzi Schemes, these are the oga kpatakpata of them all. Always posting their earnings and telling you to join before it's late.
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Otedola gang, these ones status from A-Z is filled with videos. You'll be wondering if it's the same Nigeria both of you are in.
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The faithful Christians, these ones status is filled with "good morning Lord and ekueme videos"
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The Crypto kings and queens, these ones don't fail to update us on the rise and fall of bitcoin and ethereum
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The slay queens and kings: these are the drip and queens always flirting us back to back with peng pictures.
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