Fellow Nigerians, we believe you have heard the news: Twitter is now building a team in Ghana. In other words, Jack Dorsey and his fellow Twitter people bypassed Nigeria the giant of Africa, and our amazing Jollof rice and went to pitch their tent in Ghana.
But we are not angry. Honestly, we are not. Because if Twitter came to Nigeria, here are 5 things that will surely happen:
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1 First of all, Sanwo-Olu will congratulate them.
As per, ‘We are proud of the strides our youths are making, etc etc. But we both know that it is a formality. Please take your seat, the real Sanwo-Olu will be with you soon.
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2 Jack will have to drop something for the boys before they can start any business oh.
No more tuale, double puate! Jack Baba, drop something for the boys!
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3 And then they will have to run on generator.
Because where will they see light to function properly?
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4 Internet will spoil their market oh.
We that we are ordinary citizens sef, Internet providers are flogging us left, right and centre. How much more Twitter people?
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5 Besides sef, how will they buy SIM card and register NIN?
You that you are not working with Twitter, have you been able to do your NIN? This country gets as e be, my dear.
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First of all, Sanwo-Olu will congratulate them.
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Jack will have to drop something for the boys before they can start any business oh.
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And then they will have to run on generator.
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Internet will spoil their market oh.
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Besides sef, how will they buy SIM card and register NIN?
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