It is 2021, if you don’t plan to secure the bag this year, stay far away from me.
Now that we know Dangote is a Sugar Daddy what’s stopping you from being a Sugar Baby too?
Learn these secret tips and head straight to his mansion in Lagos, because what? – you need pampering in 2021.
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1 Go and barb your hair
Go and barb that hair that rain and sun have beaten mercilessly, allow fresh hair to enter. Did you see Bea Lewis’ head? Frosh!
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2 Relocate to Atlanta
You want to be living in Ikorodu and be looking for Dangote to date lol, normal boyfriend sef, you no get. Even if it is Togo, leave this country first.
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3 Avoid writing unnecessary epistle on Valentine's Day
Some of you have started writing your February 14 epistles from January 1. Learn from Bea Lewis.
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4 Be tall
If you are anything below 5’8ft tall, remove your hand from anything concerning Dangote. You can try Grand M or Shatta Bandle.
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5 Have brezz in abundance
Raise your right hand and beat your chest, if you hear “PAAA”, forget Dangote! But If you hear “POOO”, congrats!
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6 Learn how to keep quiet
Unlike some people that disturb us with unsolicited low budget relationship goals on WhatsApp status, you need to keep quiet and secretly enjoy the money like Bea Lewis.
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7 Know how to compose an epistle after a break-up
Wait till he scatters your heart into 1000 pieces and starts composing your epistle. You've been quiet all this while, now is your time to pour it out.
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8 Finally, let him go so that the next person can come in
E shock you? It's time for another Side Baby to come in. Take your L.
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Go and barb your hair
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Learn how to keep quiet
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Be tall
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Relocate to Atlanta
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Avoid writing unnecessary epistle on Valentine's Day
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