You call them friends, neighbours, even family. But they did not serve you Christmas food. Well, here’s how to treat their fuck-up:
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1 Stop greeting them.
They don’t deserve it.
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2 When they spread their clothes, leave it outside so rain can beat it
Shebi they also let hunger beat you. It’s tit for tat.
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3 If they are your social media friends, do not engage with their posts.
Look away. Their posts are kuku not interesting anyway.
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4 In fact, unfriend, unfollow and block them
Bye bye to jati jati.
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5 Deflate the tires of their car.
Let us see which car they will drive to go and buy another set of ingredients.
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6 Snatch their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Next time, they will not try rubbish with you.
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7 Sneak into their bathroom and pour detergent in their bath water.
Scatter their plans
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8 Call police for them
Let them spend two nights in detention, see if their head will not be correct by force.
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Which is best to do when you don't receive Christmas package
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Call police for them
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Sneak into their bathroom and pour detergent in their bath water.
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Snatch their boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Deflate the tires of their car.
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If they are your social media friends, do not engage with their posts.
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Stop greeting them.
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