For many people, there’s a ritual that follows the receipt of their first salary. However, I think we get caught up in life stuff that we forget to do the most important things when we hit this milestone.
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1 Withdraw every single penny in your bank account
This may sound weird , but it’s an important part of the process. There’s a certain kind of power from your village people that will make your bank keeps debiting for unknown transactions and charges. I wont mention names of such banks, sure some people can relate. You are also save from the temptation of sending urgent 2k when no money in bank. Guys can relate.
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2 Spend some quality time with your money
When you get home, fasten your doors and switch off your light. Find a comfortable spot and dump your cash on the floor. If you’re going for drama, you might want to arrange them in a circle and sit in the middle of it. Just sit and say take it all in.
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3 Light one or two notes on fire
I’m not crazy, I promise. People do this thing where they smell money to make sure it’s real. You should do it too, but better. Light a note on fire and watch as it burns into ashes . Believe me, this will give you the greatest high you’ve ever gotten.
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4 More quality time
When it’s time to sleep, rip your bedsheet off the bed and replace it with the cash. You need to get used to having the money you work for, and a night with your first salary is a quick way to do that. That will be the most beautiful sleep you’ve ever had.
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5 Get a chill wine and drink
If you are married or in a relationship, you can have a relaxing time with your wife or babe. If single, drink alone, if you invite your friends OYO for you ooohh. Some friends can finish one full truck of wine. Don’t thank us for these helpful tips. What are friends for?
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More quality time
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Get a chill wine and drink
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Light one or two notes on fire
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Withdraw every single penny in your bank account
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