In this life have money o!” one of Nigerians best slangs, untnil you have the money and they won’t let you rest.
Becoming a millionarie do not attract much attention, wait until you become a billionarie. Nigerians will make you look as if you did bad thing to achieving that.
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1 Be ready to answer people on the source of your wealth
Nigerians feel that your money is much and has to do with illegal dealing. So talk before the EFCC gets involved.
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2 They way you spend your money will be a problem
How can somone buy wristwatch for N12m? Who travels to Dubai every month with prevent jet? Is that not waste of money.
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3 Your favorite picture will be used as meme! Many are found on MemesNG App
While talking a picture, smile but don't smile much, be serious but not tok serious. In case you still see your picture still used as meme is not our fault, it's the fault of your money.
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4 You must glow whether you like it or not
Nigerian's expect you to glow as billonaire, how much is cream you can't afford? So glow darling!
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5 Your dress code should not seen worn by ordinary person
You are expected to dress according to that wealth we think you have. How can you say that otedola wore the same cloth you saw on a carpenter's body?
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6 None of your family members should be seen broke
Your wealth should be something to lift up all your families, if not they say you are stingy. Surrender all your hard earn money and be free from criticism.
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7 You must be willing to do a lot of give always
You're mates are busy donating money, and we have not seen you. Oga abeg give somebody N2m. Are you ready to spray money on the street when they hail? If not you are, you are not supposed to be called a Nigerian billionaire.
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8 Some conversation should not concern you
Everyone is complaining about the economy, and you want to talk also. How is it affecting you please? Better do giveaway or better still keep kwayet.
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9 Be Loyal
You don't have to show yourself, do you want to because you are rich? God will do our own for us. - the resounding statements from haters
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10 Your name becomes lyrics in musician's mouth
Only Dangote knows what he went through that period Burna Boy sang "Dangote" .
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